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Gandalf Admits: 'You Shall Not Pass' Sign Outside His House Just a Prank

Neighbors Unamused by Bridge Traffic Jam. Leaving many to question the wizard's sense of humor
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Sauron Starts New Fashion Trend with 'One Ring to Rule Them Al

Jewelry Line - Elves Skeptical, Dwarves Already in Line
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Hobbit Hole B&B Opens in the Shire

Yelp Reviews Rave about Comfortable Beds and Elevensies Buffet
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Entmoot Concludes with Ents Voting on 'Tree of the Year'

Awkward Silence as Winner is Announced: 'Old Man Willow'
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lven Tabloid Exposé: Legolas Spotted Using Hair Gel

'I'm Just Immortal, Not Immune to Bad Hair Days,' He Confesses
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Orc Comedy Club Opens in Mordor

Headlining Act: 'Why Did the Nazgûl Cross the Road?
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Gollum Launches Fitness DVD

'The Precious Workout: One Ring to Tone Them All'
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Rohan Weather Forecast: Eomer Predicts 100% Chance of Epic Battles

Riders Urged to Bring Extra Spears and Snacks
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Bilbo Baggins Wins Lottery

Plans Lavish 'Unexpected Party 2.0' with Fireworks
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Dwarven Karaoke Night in Khazad-dûm Goes Horribly Wrong

Gimli's Rendition of 'I Will Survive' Causes Cave Collapse